If your family works for the police

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In your daily newspaper, paste the ultrasound scan and write next it an article like this one:

"An individual called sperm escaped from the jail held by {name} Dad, and has finally been captured after more than one year, by the egg brigade chief Lieutenant {name} Mum . The capture took place in the vicinity of 12 March 2010, but the official announcement was disclosed May 12, 2010.
Judgement came to pass this morning at 8:45, he was sentenced to nine months in a new home detention called Uterus. It will be released around 12 December 2010.
The two officials for the arrest, {names} are very proud."

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